It is no secret that our wonderous, first place country THE United
States of America, has been going through some “turbulence” so to speak.
Some folks are out here proclaiming America is going through a bout of
fictional highly infectious diseases and
also has to deal with a largely astroturfed opposition against our
faithful President Trump and his desire to Make America Great Again. The
Democrats behind their crazy frantic leader
Nancy Pelosi have
made Joe Biden their nominee for the elections in November. But who is
this Joe Biden, and how come the average dumbfounded American was chosen
to run against Donald Trump? I have a very simple answer for you all my
friends.
Joe Biden was formerly a Senator for the state of Delaware: an area of
the US that only exists for almanac aficionados. To enter Delaware, you
need to put your hand and a book called the “Necronomicon”, a book of
dark alchemy and an introduction to satanic rituals. Delaware is also
known for being a pro-tax state, having many companies call Delaware
their home for tax-specific purposes in order to prove that Delaware
really exists. Joe Biden founded the state of Delaware as a means to
avoid paying taxes, only to end up being involved in a major scheme
helped out by Enron, America’s (formerly) only liberal gas and oil
company. Rather than facing a stern punishment of life in prison or
even
capital punishment over
attempting to create a tax haven in the United States, Joe Biden went
an unconventional route, he ran for office and won his “election” that
no one seriously thought to look deeply into. As a result, Joe Biden was
a Senator for 36 years instead of accepting his capital punishment
and/or facing life in prison.
But that is far from the most deeply shameful thing about satanic
Senator Joe Biden. His “accomplishments” have made him the Vice
President of the dismal 8 year Barack Obama regime of destruction and
apologies. Biden was complicit in crashing the economy once in 2008 and
is rumored to have a role with the Bernie Sanders campaign over creating
the Coronavirus, which of course doesn’t actually exist but yet somehow
does in spite of facts, physics or reasoning. In these 8 years of
trying to destroy America from the inside out, Biden found a new form of
spiritual reawakening, only instead of being correct as a newborn
Christian, he went to hell to deal with Satan instead like a career
politician.
In hell, Biden met Satan while Biden was undergoing satanic brain
surgery to fix what was broken inside of him (his spirit and according
to rumors, his “mojo”). Satan told Biden that he would easily be the
next President of America because of his charisma and “go-getter”
attitude could stop the unstoppable Trump. Then they held a ritual which
caused a volcano in Iceland to erupt and prevent me from going to my
flight to Ireland for almost two weeks. That volcano was a sign of
things worse to come.
So now that we’ve established that Joe Biden is a product of Satan, we
need to explain his rise to becoming an Anti-Christ Superstar. He worked
to destroy some of the finer aspects of our American Economy such as
bailing off our automobile companies, advocated for institutional
evolution courses to convince children that God isn’t real, planted
condoms in kindergarten classes to encourage nearly infantile Democratic Party members to breed “early and often”, and has fake teeth (another
sign from the Bible about the Anti-Christ). Biden has done nothing in
his life to prove he has trustworthiness, but won his votes in
“Delaware” for 30 years by running unopposed, with each person that ran
against Biden disappeared under mysterious circumstances, perhaps
relating to Biden’s role with the Clinton Foundation.
He has never proven once in his 36+ years of politics that he is an
intellectually capable and moral enough to be purely human. He had help
from Satan to become a one-winged angel.
Joe Biden isn’t some harmless old man that wants to become the next
President of America, he is a dangerous fanatical ideologue who reads
the Kabbalah and the Necronomicon to poor children in order to convert
them to the Democratic Party, corroding their hearts and poisoning their
minds. Biden is a man deeply routed in the hated of our country, a
charismatic man whose smile smites an entire cul-de-sac. He is the
Democratic Party’s best shot at defeating Trump, and he wants to
overthrow your Democracy. Do not let him destroy America in November,
pray for him instead.
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